That one dude in your class….

When a person who you don’t like walks by…. 

• Doctor: Are you sexually active?
• Me: Ha
• Me: Hahahaha
• Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
• Me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
• Me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
• Me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
• Me: Hahaha
• Me: Haaa....
• Me: Whooooooo, that was a good one.
• Me: No, no I am not.

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How Would YOu feel??

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Don’t you hate it when you discover the coolest thing ever and when you show your friends they think its stupid?

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Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight

• Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.

I suppose he does 

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When I pass a test I didn’t study for

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You will laugh out loud!

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